Hey baby, I’m Gingerome, the horny gingerbread man. I’m raising my thick white eyebrows at you because I like what I see, girl. And no, my eyebrows are not made of royal icing. You know what they’re made of girl, yes you do, with your fine ass sugarplum self. I…

Roger passed the gravy to cousin Arnold, merrily tittering at Arnold’s terrible joke. His eyes nervously ran up and down the table lined with his wife’s relatives. It took a long time for them to accept him into the fold, too long some would say, hence the nerves. But what…

“Hey Greg, I thought I’d find you here.” “Oh hey Xylorp, how’s it going?” Greg asked, shaking himself dry and flushing the urinal. “I’m okay, buddy,” the seven foot three-inch-tall glowing green regional director of sales said, sheepishly fiddling with his necktie. “How are you feeling, you okay?” “Yeah, man,…

Bruce had called Chez Patisse to make a reservation for tonight when he’d gotten into the car and had been on hold for eight and a half minutes. It figured that as soon as they took him off hold, the cop car appeared and blipped the siren and flashers. “Dammit,…