October 25 2020

Gud Looks Dad Birthday

The Origin Story Brock Thrustwell shut the door to the breakroom behind him and leaned against the wall, out of breath. He grabbed a towel and wiped the sweat off his brow. He felt tired but satisfied with another job well done. Not too bad for a guy who went…

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June 25 2020

Having Twins Congrats

The Origin Story Danny Torrence sighed with pleasure as he hit “save” after finishing the chapter. He hadn’t inherited his father’s alcoholism (or the accompanying psychosis), but he did occasionally suffer from a similar breed of writer’s block. But the fertility of his body must have encouraged his mind to…

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June 25 2020

Holy Shit Birthday Pink

The Origin Story Mother Mary Bernadette took her seat on the long wooden bench in the cavernous stone hall. She gently smoothed the tunic of her habit, remembering the vow she recited this morning and every morning when putting on the tunic: O Lord, clothe me in the nuptial robe…

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June 25 2020

Holy Shit Birthday Blue

The Origin Story “Hey, bro!” NotJosh #807 turned around to see who had just tapped his shoulder in the long line of acolytes in blue bathrobes and yellow flip flops, lining up to bestow birthday offerings onto His Holy Joshness, The One True Josh. “NotJosh #809! Yooooo! How you been,…

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