Congratulations

Having A Baby Congrats
“Hey Greg, I thought I’d find you here.” “Oh hey Xylorp, how’s it going?” Greg asked, shaking himself dry and flushing the urinal. “I’m okay, buddy,” the seven foot three-inch-tall glowing green regional director of sales said, sheepishly fiddling with his necktie. “How are you feeling, you okay?” “Yeah, man,…

Fantastic Congrats
Jelly Bean climbed the steps to the door of the trailer behind the elephant pen. One of the old bulls trumpeted as Jelly Bean tapped lightly on the door. “Come on in, Jelly Bean,” Wiggles said from behind his desk. He was chewing the stub of a comically oversized exploded…

Graduated Somehow
Molly walked down the hallway, her body growing heavy with dread as she braced herself for what she would find behind her dorm room door. Over the past two semesters living with Nicole, Molly’s senses of detection had become animalian.

One StarHate it! Very offensive…. don’t even want to see it come up when I’m shopping!
— LoveEndless