Having A Baby Congrats
“Hey Greg, I thought I’d find you here.” “Oh hey Xylorp, how’s it going?” Greg asked, shaking himself dry and flushing the urinal. “I’m okay, buddy,” the seven foot three-inch-tall glowing green regional director of sales said, sheepishly fiddling with his necktie. “How are you feeling, you okay?” “Yeah, man,…
Jelly Bean climbed the steps to the door of the trailer behind the elephant pen. One of the old bulls trumpeted as Jelly Bean tapped lightly on the door. “Come on in, Jelly Bean,” Wiggles said from behind his desk. He was chewing the stub of a comically oversized exploded…
Molly walked down the hallway, her body growing heavy with dread as she braced herself for what she would find behind her dorm room door. Over the past two semesters living with Nicole, Molly’s senses of detection had become animalian.
One StarHate it! Very offensive…. don’t even want to see it come up when I’m shopping!
Nice cardIt’s a card what can I say
AwesomeThis was a bit at my cousin’s baby shower. The older people were offended but everyone under 50 thought it was great
Funny as Hell!Made my injured sister laugh so hard she hurt herself again. Enough said.
Completely uncouth, just the way it should be.
PitifulOur son ordered this pathetic card on our account for his sister. It is not cute or funny. Rather, it is classless.
We are not friends anymoreFriend was not amused
It’s a cardGood card and did the trick
its a big card its funny what more do you want from me