The one who started it all.
Manny’s original plan was to become President, but since he was born in the Philippines, he’s waiting on the unstoppable dynamic wonderforce that is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s political career to blast away the whole “you have to be born in the United States” thing for him. Since he didn’t have high hopes that would ever happen, he started InYourFace Designs in the meantime.
Manny has a background in graphic design and marketing. Manny is an Aries whose hobbies include wrapping tiny gift cards in a large series of matryoshka-like boxes to mess with people (he’s a giver AND a jokester, but he is married ladies) and smoking meat (not like that, weirdo, like barbeque).
The one who writes things.
Abigail was born in the wagon of a traveling show but grew up in suburban Philadelphia. She says she grew up in Philly because nobody knows where Montgomery County is and she wants people to know she is willing to choke a bitch.
Abigail had a brief but illustrious career as a background extra, mostly working as a mid-century secretary and a Swedish astronaut. In seventh grade, a major French designer stole her idea for a glittery nail polish color through a staged teen magazine contest which Abigail’s mother still talks about to this day. She plays the flute and didgeridoo with equal aplomb. After having earth-shattering success as a paralegal and as an unpaid stand-up comedian, she made a New Year’s resolution to become a writer and here we are. Can you believe she published a fucking children’s book? Abigail currently resides in New Orleans where you can find her embarrassing her smarmy genius children and complaining about Mardi Gras.