23 December 2021

Happy Fucking Holidays

Hey baby, I’m Gingerome, the horny gingerbread man. I’m raising my thick white eyebrows at you because I like what I see, girl. And no, my eyebrows are not made of royal icing. You know what they’re made of girl, yes you do, with your fine ass sugarplum self. I…

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17 November 2021

Merry Xmas MFer

Roger passed the gravy to cousin Arnold, merrily tittering at Arnold’s terrible joke. His eyes nervously ran up and down the table lined with his wife’s relatives. It took a long time for them to accept him into the fold, too long some would say, hence the nerves. But what…

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One Star
Hate it! Very offensive…. don’t even want to see it come up when I’m shopping!

— LoveEndless

Nice card
It’s a card what can I say

— Lisa

This was a bit at my cousin’s baby shower. The older people were offended but everyone under 50 thought it was great

— Colleen

Funny as Hell!
Made my injured sister laugh so hard she hurt herself again. Enough said.

— Jacalyn

Completely uncouth, just the way it should be.

— Bubberz

Our son ordered this pathetic card on our account for his sister. It is not cute or funny. Rather, it is classless.

— Hawgfan

We are not friends anymore
Friend was not amused

— Alexander

It’s a card
Good card and did the trick

— C.L. Trusty

its a big card its funny what more do you want from me

— Mr. Awesome