Happy Fucking Holidays
Hey baby, I’m Gingerome, the horny gingerbread man. I’m raising my thick white eyebrows at you because I like what I see, girl. And no, my eyebrows are not made of royal icing. You know what they’re made of girl, yes you do, with your fine ass sugarplum self. I…
Merry Xmas MFer
Roger passed the gravy to cousin Arnold, merrily tittering at Arnold’s terrible joke. His eyes nervously ran up and down the table lined with his wife’s relatives. It took a long time for them to accept him into the fold, too long some would say, hence the nerves. But what…
Nice cardIt’s a card what can I say
AwesomeThis was a bit at my cousin’s baby shower. The older people were offended but everyone under 50 thought it was great
Funny as Hell!Made my injured sister laugh so hard she hurt herself again. Enough said.
Completely uncouth, just the way it should be.
PitifulOur son ordered this pathetic card on our account for his sister. It is not cute or funny. Rather, it is classless.
We are not friends anymoreFriend was not amused
It’s a cardGood card and did the trick
its a big card its funny what more do you want from me
One StarHate it! Very offensive…. don’t even want to see it come up when I’m shopping!