Don’t Fucking Die
The Origin Story Barbara Farnsworth gingerly pulled the hospital room door shut behind her as she joined her family on the bench outside Grandfather Milton’s room. The adults gathered into a ghoulish huddle. “Good news, he’s doing terribly,” Barbara whispered from behind her tastefully manicured hand. “All of his vitals…
One StarHate it! Very offensive…. don’t even want to see it come up when I’m shopping!
Nice cardIt’s a card what can I say
AwesomeThis was a bit at my cousin’s baby shower. The older people were offended but everyone under 50 thought it was great
Funny as Hell!Made my injured sister laugh so hard she hurt herself again. Enough said.
Completely uncouth, just the way it should be.
PitifulOur son ordered this pathetic card on our account for his sister. It is not cute or funny. Rather, it is classless.
We are not friends anymoreFriend was not amused
It’s a cardGood card and did the trick
its a big card its funny what more do you want from me