12 August 2021

Happy Birthday Bitch

“And Sailor Steve gave Amethystina the kiss of true love, and he moved into her Diamond Dream Palace where they had a billion million jillion babies and lived happily ever after,” said Leah as she jammed the two dolls together on the pink plastic jewel-encrusted mattress and made wet kissy…

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28 June 2021

Holy Shit Blue

“Hey, bro!” NotJosh #807 turned around to see who had just tapped his shoulder in the long line of acolytes in blue bathrobes and yellow flip flops, lining up to bestow birthday offerings onto His Holy Joshness, The One True Josh. “NotJosh #809! Yooooo! How you been, bro?” “Been good,…

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One Star
Hate it! Very offensive…. don’t even want to see it come up when I’m shopping!

— LoveEndless

Nice card
It’s a card what can I say

— Lisa

This was a bit at my cousin’s baby shower. The older people were offended but everyone under 50 thought it was great

— Colleen

Funny as Hell!
Made my injured sister laugh so hard she hurt herself again. Enough said.

— Jacalyn

Completely uncouth, just the way it should be.

— Bubberz

Our son ordered this pathetic card on our account for his sister. It is not cute or funny. Rather, it is classless.

— Hawgfan

We are not friends anymore
Friend was not amused

— Alexander

It’s a card
Good card and did the trick

— C.L. Trusty

its a big card its funny what more do you want from me

— Mr. Awesome