There are so many terrible things that come with having a hot mom, but one of the worst has to be the absolute guarantee that your dad is a total dummy. Maybe you’re living in a bad sitcom where your sexy sassy smart mom inexplicably procreated with an oafish troglodyte whose every utterance brings on the canned studio audience laughter that haunts your dreams. Maybe your mom was a spokesmodel on an infomercial and fell in love with the moron who couldn’t open the jar. Either way, how do we put our stupid but lucky loveable dad in his place? Get him this birthday card! Because he’s smart enough to know that his real gift is that he gets to do what every kid in your class reminded you that they wanted to do every day in eighth grade – he gets to bang your mom.
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