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Sobriety, much like New Jersey, is a state in which one can choose to spend one’s time. But would one choose to spend one’s precious once-yearly birthday in the state of New Jersey? Highly unlikely. So why spend it in the equally unpleasant state of sobriety? It doesn’t even have saltwater taffy or the Camden Aquarium. Feel free to use this massive card and your friend or loved one’s birthday as a reason to enter a more pleasant state of being. In closing, New Jersey can suck it.

Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed

InYourFace Greeting Cards – “Better Than A Text Message”


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