Happy Fucking Birthday You’re Old – Oversized Birthday Card

Description

Remember your first? We sure do. Behold “Happy Fucking Birthday – You’re Old,” our firstborn child, the Delaware of this card collection. Much like Delaware, that mid-Atlantic sales tax-free paradise brimming with horseshoe crabs and erotic statuary of President Biden, this card is tall yet small in volume. The message is eternal, so you can stock up as your friends and loved ones shrivel with age.

Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed

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