Bitch, betch, beeyotch, biznatch – so many flavors for such a rich and juicy term of endearment. Are you slurring it after your eighteenth shared margatini? Are you vocal frying it in the passenger seat of your pink convertible? Or are you using it as punctuation at the end of a sentence screamed with Emmy-worthy emotion at your former high school chemistry teacher turned meth cooking partner? The choice is yours with this birthday card – its huge blank interior gives you plenty of room to explain yourself to the lucky birthday bitch!
Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed
InYourFace Greeting Cards – “Better Than A Text Message”