Fact – birthdays wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for sweet sweet lovemaking. What better gift to give to the birthday boy or girl than a reminder of the humid grinding of parental genitals that resulted in their creation? Presents are great, cake is okay, but what everyone really wants on their special day is to get blown out harder than the candles did. Check it out – this card is so sexy, it’s stiff enough to stand straight up on its own.
Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed
InYourFace Greeting Cards – “Better Than A Text Message”