You only live once, compadre, so make this life count by shredding, grinding and tearing the hell out of each and every day, your veins bursting with energy drinks, your mind pulsating with the sick beats of a million skydiving and parkour compilations. You live life TO THE EXTREME! Why would your birthday be any different? I’ll tell you why – because this #extreme lifestyle is starting to wear on your #frailelderlybody. We’re not saying you have to quit being totally awesome because you think you found a gray pube. Just wear a helmet and take a multivitamin once in awhile.
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