Do you have any idea how close you came to not even being born, dude? So many factors had to cosmically line up in order for you to scream your way into existence. Remind friends and loved ones of the grossest factor possible with this cheerful citrus-tastic birthday card. Filled with vitamin C – not “vitamin C;” your mom absorbed all that.
Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed
InYourFace Cards – Better Than A Text Message