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Congratulations ringing a little hollow lately, what with the ever quickening downward spiral of civilization leading to the plunging of our dimension into flaming chaos and madness that was preordained by the dark lord Thozquaag inconceivably hideous aeons ago? No problem, we’ve got you covered! For who could deny the authenticity of your congratulations when it is inscribed in these vivid rainbow colors on such a large, profanity-laced card? Not Thozquaag, that’s for sure! Graduations, promotions, home purchases, impending baby births – order a stack for all your friends’ and loved ones’ special occasions, and if the apocalypse happens first, they also make great kindling!

Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed

InYourFace Greeting Cards – “Better Than A Text Message”


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