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If love is war, then the campaign of combat that you waged to conquer the heart of your loved one would go down in the books as legendary. Sure, you’re living under a treaty now, and day to day life under the armistice is okay. But every now and again you have to dust off the old love missile to ensure continued occupation of certain territories if ya know what we mean, wink wink, nudge nudge (we’re talkin’ genitals here). This anniversary, prepare for an erotic consensual invasion with this gigantic card, and maybe a nice scented candle.

Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed

InYourFace Greeting Cards – “Better Than A Text Message”


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