25 October 2020

Gud Looks Dad Birthday

The Origin Story Brock Thrustwell shut the door to the breakroom behind him and leaned against the wall, out of breath. He grabbed a towel and wiped the sweat off his brow. He felt tired but satisfied with another job well done. Not too bad for a guy who went…

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25 June 2020

Having Twins Congrats

The Origin Story Danny Torrence sighed with pleasure as he hit “save” after finishing the chapter. He hadn’t inherited his father’s alcoholism (or the accompanying psychosis), but he did occasionally suffer from a similar breed of writer’s block. But the fertility of his body must have encouraged his mind to…

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25 June 2020

Holy Shit Birthday Pink

The Origin Story Mother Mary Bernadette took her seat on the long wooden bench in the cavernous stone hall. She gently smoothed the tunic of her habit, remembering the vow she recited this morning and every morning when putting on the tunic: O Lord, clothe me in the nuptial robe…

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25 June 2020

Holy Shit Birthday Blue

The Origin Story “Hey, bro!” NotJosh #807 turned around to see who had just tapped his shoulder in the long line of acolytes in blue bathrobes and yellow flip flops, lining up to bestow birthday offerings onto His Holy Joshness, The One True Josh. “NotJosh #809! Yooooo! How you been,…

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One Star
Hate it! Very offensive…. don’t even want to see it come up when I’m shopping!

— LoveEndless

Nice card
It’s a card what can I say

— Lisa

This was a bit at my cousin’s baby shower. The older people were offended but everyone under 50 thought it was great

— Colleen

Funny as Hell!
Made my injured sister laugh so hard she hurt herself again. Enough said.

— Jacalyn

Completely uncouth, just the way it should be.

— Bubberz

Our son ordered this pathetic card on our account for his sister. It is not cute or funny. Rather, it is classless.

— Hawgfan

We are not friends anymore
Friend was not amused

— Alexander

It’s a card
Good card and did the trick

— C.L. Trusty

its a big card its funny what more do you want from me

— Mr. Awesome