Gud Looks Dad Birthday
The Origin Story Brock Thrustwell shut the door to the breakroom behind him and leaned against the wall, out of breath. He grabbed a towel and wiped the sweat off his brow. He felt tired but satisfied with another job well done. Not too bad for a guy who went…
Having Twins Congrats
The Origin Story Danny Torrence sighed with pleasure as he hit “save” after finishing the chapter. He hadn’t inherited his father’s alcoholism (or the accompanying psychosis), but he did occasionally suffer from a similar breed of writer’s block. But the fertility of his body must have encouraged his mind to…
Holy Shit Birthday Pink
The Origin Story Mother Mary Bernadette took her seat on the long wooden bench in the cavernous stone hall. She gently smoothed the tunic of her habit, remembering the vow she recited this morning and every morning when putting on the tunic: O Lord, clothe me in the nuptial robe…
Holy Shit Birthday Blue
The Origin Story “Hey, bro!” NotJosh #807 turned around to see who had just tapped his shoulder in the long line of acolytes in blue bathrobes and yellow flip flops, lining up to bestow birthday offerings onto His Holy Joshness, The One True Josh. “NotJosh #809! Yooooo! How you been,…
One StarHate it! Very offensive…. don’t even want to see it come up when I’m shopping!
Nice cardIt’s a card what can I say
AwesomeThis was a bit at my cousin’s baby shower. The older people were offended but everyone under 50 thought it was great
Funny as Hell!Made my injured sister laugh so hard she hurt herself again. Enough said.
Completely uncouth, just the way it should be.
PitifulOur son ordered this pathetic card on our account for his sister. It is not cute or funny. Rather, it is classless.
We are not friends anymoreFriend was not amused
It’s a cardGood card and did the trick
its a big card its funny what more do you want from me