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When a friend or loved one takes ill, it may be hard to put trust in the bells and whistles of so-called “modern medicine.” From mustard poultices to leeches and laudanum, who really knows what these top-hat wearing medical men are going to whip out of their leather travel cases to apply to our phlegmatic dear one’s quivering miasma-plagued body? But there’s one cure all these barber/surgeon types agree works best – sternly and authoritatively commanding the patient to not fucking die. Try it yourself with this big bold card (it’s as yellow as the choleric humors!) and watch as health and life pour back into the card recipient’s wan waxy visage. If that doesn’t work, try some prescription cocaine or one of those “hysteria massages.”

Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed

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