Flowers, chocolates, bath salts (of the lavender and face-chewing variety) – all of these Valentine’s Day gifts pale in comparison to that with which there is nothing wrong – a little bump and grind. Let someone special know that they can get it in tonight because some ancient Roman dude was beaten and beheaded like a jillion years ago. That’s hot!
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InYourFace Greeting Cards – “Better Than A Text Message”