Face it – words are the worst. Even if that sea witch hadn’t stolen your vocal chords in exchange for the ability to walk on dry land, it still totally sucks to actually have to elucidate a thought using the written language. Whoever invented emojis was a literal angel from heaven. That’s why we’ve made this lovely giant Emoji Valentines Day card for you. Why try to use gross stupid words to explain the depths of your passion when you can use a smiley face making a kissy kiss? Save your words for screaming in bed later, if you know what we mean, wink wink (we mean because of the horrible unending nightmares about what the sea witch is doing with your vocal chords).
Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed
InYourFace Greeting Cards – “Better Than A Text Message”