Santa Got Arrested
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Oh Santa, we’ve been at the mercy of your stalkery ways long enough. Are there any other bearded old dudes who get carte blanche to creep on us in bed, bust a B&E into our houses, and then we’re just expected to provide them with baked goods? But now that the 5-0 has detained our favorite jovial jelly-bellied peeping Tom, the present pile has a decidedly different look. Explain away the terrible gifts this season with this fun and justice-filled card. Banana for scale, not for Santa. He’d just use it to make toilet eggnog where he’s going.