NSFW Get Well Soon Card – DON’T FUCKING DIE

NSFW Get Well Soon Card – DON’T FUCKING DIE

$11.99

  • Outside: DON’T FUCKING DIE / Inside: Get Well Soon!
  • EXTRA LARGE GET WELL SOON CARD – Say it like you mean it… with a JUMBO card (8.5″ x 11″)
  • PREMIUM QUALITY – Printed in Los Angeles, California on high quality paper with vivid color – Includes hard mailing envelope and white gift envelope
  • MAKE A STATEMENT – A card that stands out from the crowd – Gift something that they will remember
  • A unique card you can’t find anywhere else!
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DON’T FUCKING DIE! – Get Well Soon – XL Card

If it’s true that LAUGHTER heals all, then this card will truly HEAL THE CRAP OUT OF your flu-stricken co-worker (whose absence is heavily increasing your daily workload…uugghhh), fix your dearest friend’s broken limb (where the heck are you gonna find another wingman or wingwoman to hit happy hour with?), or even revitalize your food poisoned (but still lovely) significant other (wow, they sure are a lot less lovely when they’re whining all the time!… But you still love them).

No matter the situation, you can undoubtedly come to the rescue of someone in need by lifting their spirits out of the gutter with a little sarcastic comedy and humor… Just please, please, PLEASE whatever you do, DO NOT give this card to someone who ACTUALLY has a chance of dying, because, well, what kind of sick bastard would you be?… That is, unless they would get a kick out of it!!

Just keep this popular saying in mind: “With awesomely cool and powerfully funny ‘get well soon’ cards, comes super-intense gifting responsibilities.”

… Now, to tone things down a bit: This EXTRA LARGE card is GREAT for group signings!

Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed

InYourFace Cards – Better Than A Text Message

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Weight .2 lbs
Dimensions 11 x 8.5 x .1 in
Includes

Get Well Soon Card, Gift Envelope, Rigid Envelope

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