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Fuck Cancer, It’s Ass Kicking Time
Cancer is the effing worst, and when it happens to the effing best people you know? Terrible. But you know your friend or loved one is a cancer-shredding warrior monster machine who will strap on their fighting gear and beat the ever-loving piss out of this stupid disease. Get this gigantic card to remind them of the fierce power inside them. This card is huge enough to guarantee those cancer cells will see it from across the room and run away screaming for mercy. THERE WILL BE NO MERCY! Banana pictured for scale, and also snacks.